Ozzy goes to the Superhero Bar Superman gets very annoyed...

Superman: "Hey! You saw the sign when you came in. It reads 'You must be a superhero or a guest of a superhero,' and it's just me and Batman in here. You're not my guest. You're not his gu—"

Batman: "It's cool. Let Ozzy be."

Superman: "No. It's not cool. Not cool at all. Mr. Osbourne, you need to leave."

Ozzy: "I can do all the drugs in the world and not die."

Superman: "Lots of people do drugs. That's not superhero-ish. That's proof of nothing."

Ozzy: "At the same time."

Batman: "And, Supy, remember that time we had that otherworldly Doctor Strange hash. We got so baked with those two truly beautiful creatures but you had lost the ability to—"

Superman: "Okay. Fuck it! He can stay!"

Ozzy turns to Batman and says: "I don't want to make an issue of this. But Superman can be kind of a dick."

Batman: "I know."