The sentence "Ozzy Osbourne has tested positive for ..." could end so many ways, none of which would be surprising.
I don't think Ozzy can be killed. Man spent 25 years on every drug ever concocted and medically he's... fine?
i dont know if he is "fine" lol, have you heard him talk in the last 10 years? Dudes brain is mush
...Black Sabbath rules forever though
Ozzy goes to the Superhero Bar Superman gets very annoyed...
Superman: "Hey! You saw the sign when you came in. It reads 'You must be a superhero or a guest of a superhero,' and it's just me and Batman in here. You're not my guest. You're not his gu—"
Batman: "It's cool. Let Ozzy be."
Superman: "No. It's not cool. Not cool at all. Mr. Osbourne, you need to leave."
Ozzy: "I can do all the drugs in the world and not die."
Superman: "Lots of people do drugs. That's not superhero-ish. That's proof of nothing."
Ozzy: "At the same time."
Batman: "And, Supy, remember that time we had that otherworldly Doctor Strange hash. We got so baked with those two truly beautiful creatures but you had lost the ability to—"
Superman: "Okay. Fuck it! He can stay!"
Ozzy turns to Batman and says: "I don't want to make an issue of this. But Superman can be kind of a dick."
Batman: "I know."
