• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Walmart: You can give your baby a huge by pre-enrolling him or her in "child helper" program! It definitely is not a form of child indentured servitude. Once he or she is of childhood age - they must help out at our stores a minimum of 17.5 hours a week. Everyday. That's just 2.5 hours a day!

      McDonald's: Highly-effective workers* get a 1.95% discount and free fries with every medical procedure! *White collar workers only.