• KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Apply for a job

      $50 application fee

      $25 background check fee

      $30 drug test fee (have to pee in a cup in front of some random doctor)

      $100 fertility clinic fee (to see if I will qualify for company's SUPER ABORTION+ BENEFIT PACKAGE)

      $20 to fax them all the info at a fucking Kinkos because there's no option to send into via E-mail

      Get rejected

      Capitalism is the most logical and efficient system at improving people's overall happiness

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    At this point, how can even the least politically astute not realize that capitalism is a farce?

    • star_wraith [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      "It's easier to imagine the end of the world than imagine the end of capitalism"

      • Commander_Data [she/her]
        ·
        3 years ago

        And most people never leave this hellhole to be confronted with the fact that such a thing doesn't even exist.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Walmart: You can give your baby a huge by pre-enrolling him or her in "child helper" program! It definitely is not a form of child indentured servitude. Once he or she is of childhood age - they must help out at our stores a minimum of 17.5 hours a week. Everyday. That's just 2.5 hours a day!

      McDonald's: Highly-effective workers* get a 1.95% discount and free fries with every medical procedure! *White collar workers only.

  • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes. I hate the United Snakes.

  • MikeHockempalz [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    "we live in hell" is actually an understatement of how bad life in this country is, because the hell is of our own making. there's nothing except human will (or lack thereof) that prevents us from ending this torture

  • solidarity_forever [comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    PMCs won't notice because it will look like Brave New World to them, but the reality for the rest of us will look like Oryx and Crake or The Parable of the Sower.