• ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I will never forgive myself for ever blaming "le dum dum rednecks" (despite being one myself) for the GOP's popularity.

    This is the hog's main base. Car salesman, guys with decently sized boats, wealthy retirees, and the like: not a local farmer or your average Joe in Texas.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I feel like the Appalachians are basically one bad day away from engaging in a protracted people's war.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        i've had a hypothesis for a while that when the American revolution comes it will initially look like and be reported as organized gang activity in West Virginia

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Wtf even is a swimming pool salesman? That's something you gotta build. Like that's a mason a plumber and an electrician so wtf is a swimming pool salesman?

    • boffa [ey/em,e/em/eir]
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      2 years ago

      according to Aquamagazine pool salespeople aren't selling concrete or plumbing. They're selling a lifestyle, a getaway, visual beauty, and for some people, they're selling status.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "My name is Amond Orangegrove, I own a company that puts refinish on Billy Big-Mouth Bass"

    • ComRed2 [any]
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      2 years ago

      Almost as lame as, let's say, a pillow salesman.

  • Homestar440 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I assume Hauk is his last name.....I further assume his full name is something like Blimford Worcestershire Hauk III

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Talking thumbs with wrap around sunglasses that give rage sermons while in the cabins of their luxury Silverados must come out of a factory somewhere. :thumb-cop:

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The whole "agrieved car video" thing is so weird. Like for fucks sake tack some fabric up on the wall and talk in to the camera like an adult.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Fabric on the wall doesn't virtue signal the penis enhancement vehicle with the giant grill and the tiny flatbed that is their castle and their refuge and their fantasized weapon of vengeance if SJWs blocked the road ahead of them.

      • Foolio [any]
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        2 years ago

        They're out in the car to get away from The Wife. Can't have her or those kids wandering in during the middle of a truthstream.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      not have your wife divorce you

      That's the neat part. This happens to them anyway.

      :think-mark: