What always surprises me about these alpha male chads with things like "ice cream is gay" or, my personal pet peeve, being subject to weather conditions is gay (I'm a cyclist btw) is all founded on "because what if my boss gets mad" and that seems so very at odds with that whole alpha male thing.

What do I care if my boss gets mad I get wet in the rain? sounds like a him problem. Fire me, you bozo, I'll find a new job in a week while your department is going to go under. Seems like a very obvious skill issue on these guys part that they can't tell their boss to shove it and/or even have a boss