Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
I didn’t steal any money from them, this wasnt an attempt to defraud anyone. And its fucking real im getting long range calls from Japan with a weird soda jingle and someone reading me a list of all of my family members and their home addresses