Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
it's ok. Just hang around Kamurocho looking concerned (ideally with a quest marker above your head) until a very muscular man approaches you. Explain your situation, he'll be confused, there'll be some hijinks, he'll beat the shit out of everyone who's coming after you, and then politely explain to you why you're a dipshit
I don’t know what a Kamurocho is but i dont want to see any more muscular men because a guy with a ponytail and an eyepatch told me that if I fucked up this deal they’d feed me my own fingers
if you are being rea;l here which i wouldnt be shocked if you are then i suggest leaving whichever coutnry you currently reside in and in your destination country immediately changing every mutable part about your appearance either cheap diy style or a fuck ton of cosmetic surgeries. if it were me, being poor as shit in some random country youve never been in and dont really understand a single word of their language in sounds better at least in theory than having 1 or 0 eyes.
I could probably offload some of the stock I have onto some other poor schmuck and use that to become entirely different. I’d have a 12 day lead over them, so I could probably torch the office or something and take a one way trip to Gabon
Couldn't you just move to Cuba? They don't really extradite to America if they try to get you via legal means, and a yakuza enforcer is going to be pretty obvious to spot in the Caribbean.
That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.
Gott im Himmel. Maybe move to israel then? I hear they are more favorable to Bitcoin and NFT conneseurs like yourself :attlee-fedora:
That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off
besides the fact you're making this up, it's your fault for getting involved with money laundering for gangsters. That's the risk you take when you work for the underworld, that's why you shouldn't fuck around with them
I didn’t steal any money from them, this wasnt an attempt to defraud anyone. And its fucking real im getting long range calls from Japan with a weird soda jingle and someone reading me a list of all of my family members and their home addresses
Well, there's no ethical consumption under capitalism—might as well feed a guy his own fingers for picking the wrong rain forest to burn down to launder your drug money. :shrug-outta-hecks:
Please Joe Biden, I'll use your pornographic paper money but please give me back my cryptowallet password so I can unlock my Kelicoin
