It better get value soon or else im going to be executed

I don’t know what a Kamurocho is but i dont want to see any more muscular men because a guy with a ponytail and an eyepatch told me that if I fucked up this deal they’d feed me my own fingers

Thanks for the advice!

That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off

I didn’t steal any money from them, this wasnt an attempt to defraud anyone. And its fucking real im getting long range calls from Japan with a weird soda jingle and someone reading me a list of all of my family members and their home addresses

That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.

I could probably offload some of the stock I have onto some other poor schmuck and use that to become entirely different. I’d have a 12 day lead over them, so I could probably torch the office or something and take a one way trip to Gabon

THE MARKETS WERE FUCKING STABLE MAN

This shit is serious Woof I have no goddamn money to cover this

Maybe I should sell each crate of Methamphetamine as an NFT. #IdeasGuy

Due to lack of traction for my #NFT project I have to cook #Methamphetamine inside a warehouse in #Utica

This is great!

I’m the real one btw

What’s your problem with NFTs?

I don’t see an issue

Omg

Hey stop reposting my NFT it’s worth 2.4626 Eth.

My #wife left me because I spent our #money on #LazyLions

My #cat pissed on my #bitcoin farm #sad #nothappy #walmart

I’m everyone on this site