It better get value soon or else im going to be executed

I don’t know what a Kamurocho is but i dont want to see any more muscular men because a guy with a ponytail and an eyepatch told me that if I fucked up this deal they’d feed me my own fingers

Thanks for the advice!

That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off

I didn’t steal any money from them, this wasnt an attempt to defraud anyone. And its fucking real im getting long range calls from Japan with a weird soda jingle and someone reading me a list of all of my family members and their home addresses

That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.

I could probably offload some of the stock I have onto some other poor schmuck and use that to become entirely different. I’d have a 12 day lead over them, so I could probably torch the office or something and take a one way trip to Gabon

THE MARKETS WERE FUCKING STABLE MAN

This shit is serious Woof I have no goddamn money to cover this

Maybe I should sell each crate of Methamphetamine as an NFT. #IdeasGuy

Due to lack of traction for my #NFT project I have to cook #Methamphetamine inside a warehouse in #Utica

This is great!

I’m the real one btw

What’s your problem with NFTs?

I don’t see an issue

Omg

I’m immune to gunfire I’ve just shoved 500mg of Krokodil up my ass I’m on top of the world

No god can kill me

Hey stop reposting my NFT it’s worth 2.4626 Eth.

My #wife left me because I spent our #money on #LazyLions