Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks

  • hypercube [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    it's ok. Just hang around Kamurocho looking concerned (ideally with a quest marker above your head) until a very muscular man approaches you. Explain your situation, he'll be confused, there'll be some hijinks, he'll beat the shit out of everyone who's coming after you, and then politely explain to you why you're a dipshit

    • NFTRespecter [any]
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      3 years ago

      I don’t know what a Kamurocho is but i dont want to see any more muscular men because a guy with a ponytail and an eyepatch told me that if I fucked up this deal they’d feed me my own fingers