Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
Please Joe Biden, I'll use your pornographic paper money but please give me back my cryptowallet password so I can unlock my Kelicoin