Sea_Gull [they/them] to askchapo • 2 years agoYou're visited by the god of pettiness. They will grant you one wish as long as it's extremely petty. What do you wish for?message-squaremessage-square14 fedilinkarrow-up125
arrow-up125message-squareYou're visited by the god of pettiness. They will grant you one wish as long as it's extremely petty. What do you wish for?Sea_Gull [they/them] to askchapo • 2 years agomessage-square14 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]hexbear16·2 years agoI hope the handles on both of Nanci Pelosi's fridges fall off. link
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]hexbear8·2 years agoI hope someone of minor or major prominence slightly mispronounces Neera Tanden's name while introducing her to someone else. link
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]hexbear6·2 years agoI hope Joe Biden runs out of his favorite brand of denture cleaning tablets. link
minus-squareSea_Gull [they/them]hexagonhexbear6·2 years agoI wish god is a black woman so that when Joe's sent to hell, it's especially horrible for him. link
I hope the handles on both of Nanci Pelosi's fridges fall off.
I hope someone of minor or major prominence slightly mispronounces Neera Tanden's name while introducing her to someone else.
I hope Joe Biden runs out of his favorite brand of denture cleaning tablets.
I wish god is a black woman so that when Joe's sent to hell, it's especially horrible for him.