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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Hellworld answer

    • Musk finally buys Twitter very late on a Friday night.

    • Why? Friday night is the "document news dump" time so it's a void where pols, orgs, and businesses dump info to try to get minimal coverage. As far as I know - nobody has ever bought companies at this hour.

    • Within an hour of the Twitter contract being finalized - he buys 4chan.

    • Saturday just after midnight Twitter suddenly has "DLinks" (short for DialogLinks) that are all over the place. All the links go to right-wing cesspools. And the majority of links go to 4chan.

    • On Saturday any number of lib pundit-idiots are trying and miserably failing to explain 4chan to their normie news consumers.

    • The lib pundit consensus is that 4chan is an "odd choice" for Musk to link Twitter to.

    • The days continue and MSNBC has a segment that's a solid 20 minutes long abut "Musk Social". The network gets roasted all over social media. That night Lawrence O'Donnell has a huge temper tantrum and he rants for the entire A-block of his show about "hostile young people on Twitter and the like" who are "making fun of journalism and knowledge itself". The next day - for some reason - he immediately starts a vacation. He's roasted on social media and "Central Park 2" goes viral. It takes the normies a shockingly long time to figure it out.

    • Soon there's yet another mass shooting done by a republican terrorist and the DLinks go directly the worst parts and worst threads at 4chan, etc. 4channer are over-joyed at the gigantic amount of new traffic and the number of people on the site that have no idea at all what's going on.

    • Musk tweets that he's doing it everything for unity and "da 1st amendment". Photos taken of him by TMZ seem to show a guy smirking has hard as he can. He also laughs and points at the paparazzi. He clearly gives the bras d'honneur gesture a few times. He claims that he had "a coughing fit".

    • And the Musk created chaos continues to explode and expand outward from there.

    Bras d'honneur