Feel free to go romantic or even pathetic - like "by the fireplace, surrounded by grateful grand-grandkids, feeling love and happiness" and all that.
By surprise, and as comedically as possible.
Like getting run over by a ambulance full of clown doctors and having a middle aged man in grease paint give me CPR while his mates run around in squeaky shoes juggling gauze.
I thought of that, say: In a toilet of a Boeing just shot by Chinese Liberation Army while flying over New York, plane falls like a brick and I scream at my image in the mirror while watching my own shit floating around in zero gravity.
pls just click delete and make me disappear in one single inperceptible frame
Drone marking laser in one hand, belt-fed submachinegun in the other, harmonica in mouth, completely naked, facing down the final boss: Mr. Monopoly himself
Executed by drones for continuing to cyberbully supreme technoking Elon Musk post-acquisition of the world government (23 counts of it, Got away with it for so long bc I avoided the 100 account sample by ensuring I was one of the first 1000 followers) but since he made the drones they malfunction and shoot eachother, resulting in my death by Lithium battery fire
Just the classic "suddenly in my sleep at old age". I think I'd like it better if I didn't know my death was coming, and if I went to bed thinking it was just another night and that I'd wake up in the morning like usual.
Almost no one actually dies this peacefully, but a man can hope.
Starved to death after I was unable to fit the comically large spoon into my mouth post revolution. :bugs-stalin:
Reduced to pink mist in the water wars by Target loss prevention terminators
trampled to death at the weekly golden corral mask policy protest like a true patriot :07:
