• dismal [they/them, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    i havent had any in ages let alone avocado in general but yes avocado toast is good. idk why it gets so much shit. my statement becomes even truer if youre talking about avocado toast wiht garlic salt and at least a teaspoon of red pepper flakes on it (per slice i mean).

    i mean an avocado is what 2 or 3 dollars? ok so you use 50 cents worth of avocado on 25 cents of bread? wow holy fucking shit truly fucking crazy stuff, a 75 cent meal or snack. most of the chuds who moan about ~aVoCaDo ToAsT~ are eating 9 dollar big mac combos on the daily so idk how a toasted piece of bread with <1$ worth of a fruit on it are anything worth any amount of your time or effort to complain about.

      • dismal [they/them, undecided]
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        3 years ago

        oh that makes it even dumber and more nonsensical since everything is overpriced at any kind of food/beverage serving establishment lmao

      • edwardligma [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        there was some article a number of years back by some douchey mayo millennial who had like ten investment properties smugly blaming all his peers for spending all their money on frivolities like avocado toast instead of working hard and smartly buying houses like he did because a $20 avocado toast at a bougie cafe is definitely not a drop in the ocean of the cost of a $1 million average house price

        and youll be stunned to learn that his one weird trick for buying these houses in the first place turned out to have been rich parents giving him a bunch of money

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I don't know, but I wouldn't be that surprised if avocado's were viewed as exotic in some way and part of whats being said is "Oh you liberals with your elitist toast".

        Hojnestly though I have no idea it's culinarily indistinguishable from bagels with a schmear idk why it's such a huge thing.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "How dare you pine for the extravagance of a peice of fruit and some bread?! Outrageous!"