Dude makes up Republican cocaine sex orgies only to accidentally be correct about them, and get shat on by the full force of the Republican establishment in retaliation. Now he can't even name the names, because he wasn't cool enough to get an invite.
This is one of those rare political upsets where the man with more swag didn't win. :thinky-felix:
must be a deeply swag-impoverished district
pundits everywhere must ask: has American politics entered a post-swag era?