• Mother [any]
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    2 years ago
    1. Get 50 guys with rifles and 50 guys with steam cleaners on rotation 24/7
    2. Sanitize the factory in a couple days max
    3. Restart formula production
    4. Minecraft the executives
    • Dangitbobby [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Sounds great, but...there are a ton of federal regulations that need to be followed. There must be inspections, violations uncovered, violations addressed, bribes for the inspectors...it's a long process. Run by bureaucrats, and what interest do they have in being fast or efficient?

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        inspectors don't get bribes. the political appointees above them get bribes. the inspectors are told to surrender documentation violations to their superiors and "be a team player" for the sake of their job and sign routinely NDAs under the guise of protecting trade secrets of their "clients". inspections are a service, after all. people who go to the press are gone when the next round of budget cuts moves through and blackballed as liabilities.

        • Mother [any]
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          2 years ago

          To be fair I was suggesting a course of action for the feds

          This would have to be done under the defense production act, the guys with rifles are to prevent any idiot right wing politicians or chudges getting any dumb ideas like using the cops to try to prevent the seizure

    • D3FNC [any]
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      2 years ago

      I don't mean to be a pedant but I honestly can't help myself. The issue was the machines were literally rusted out so the machine that processed the raw ingredients into a powder was open to contamination due to essentially rusted out pipes.

      The company got a bid for repair and decided that although the company was still wildly profitable, they would rather just not have to deal with it at all.

      So what I'm saying is step 4 should be step 1, you probably need a plumber pipefitter to help out, and this example should be cited whenever anyone asks why the Soviet Union had to have purges and gulags.

      • Mother [any]
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        2 years ago

        Wow that’s so much worse than I thought.

        So yeah add in a truckload of common supplies, and some navy nuke techs, I’m sure the government has what it takes to fix this