• Elon_Musk [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    My downfall has been so incredibly rapid, and there's so much more to come. Just wait until my stock is in the shitter, my twitter deal falls through, and I continue to fail at delivering either Tesla truck.

    • JuneFall [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/utb0fh/new_tesla_crash_kills_3_and_injures_3/

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        In Orange County, California, a Tesla Model S is said to have a struck the curb and crashed into some construction equipment, killing three occupants of the car.

        what if we're thinking about this all wrong and that the AI is actually a perfect quantum hive blockchain crypto chaos omnimind, and it has calculated that the best possible future is one where every dipshit clown that supports Tesla must be violently killed.

  • Plants [des/pair]
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    3 years ago

    Will the crumbling of Elon's persona mean the collapse of Tesla stock? I mean isn't the while thing ridiculously over priced and it's basically just his super genius savor of humanity persona that makes people keep buying it?

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Going this hard on the "anti-woke" train after being asked for comment on a sexual harassment story is as good as an admission of guilt.

    • Lundi [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      :honk-enraged: tfw when you can't show your nasty ass weiner to werkers :angery: stupid sjw

  • Flaps [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Damn can this dude just jump off a cliff or something

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I'm just going to say Elon Musk jacked-off a horse. Then his followers will get mad and correct me to say that he tried to trade a horse for a handjob. Therefore I win because they have to admit the truth.

  • ides_of_Merch [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    ah yes, the biggest parasite in the world who has brainwashed every radlib dork into think "Elon Musk is saving the environment", totally not a mind virus hazard to our continued way of life

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    You see, wokeness is now a way bigger threat than the climate disaster. Sadly this means Elon, despite being the bright hope of humanity in fighting for our existence in the face of climate change, will now have to VOTE republican despite their climate denialism. It's because of wokeness! WOKENESS!!!

  • DrumpfYouABusta [any]
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    3 years ago

    Damn there's a surprising amount of backlash in the replies. Not used to seeing that in Musk tweets. Maybe this harassment allegation, which by Musk's response seems likely to be true, is turning people away from him.