Elon_Musk [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoIn the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 "solutions".imagemessage-square73 fedilinkarrow-up1100
arrow-up1100imageIn the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 "solutions".Elon_Musk [none/use name] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agomessage-square73 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear45·3 years agowhy not make school hallways a labyrinth to trap the shooter in as he won't be able to find his way and will be trapped forever if we're getting weird with it we should try at least one greek myth link
minus-squareElon_Musk [none/use name]hexagonhexbear28·edit-23 years agoYou joke but I'm 90% sure I read that new schools are designed with hallways that don't provide a long corridor. edit : Fruitport, Mich., designed a $48 million high school that includes curved hallways and half-walls to protect students, teachers and staff. link
minus-squareBudwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]hexbear32·3 years agoIt must be so nourishing to learn and grow in a place designed for violence It's like singing the alphabet song in quake arena or sth link
minus-squarebananon [he/him]hexbear18·3 years agoProtect the kids by turning your school into a CSGO map link
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]hexbear23·3 years agoaverage American beef consumption will ensure there's always enough exposure to bovine growth hormones to prevent a minotaur shortage link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear3·3 years agomaybe the music program could work on luring them to their death link
why not make school hallways a labyrinth to trap the shooter in as he won't be able to find his way and will be trapped forever
if we're getting weird with it we should try at least one greek myth
You joke but I'm 90% sure I read that new schools are designed with hallways that don't provide a long corridor.
edit : Fruitport, Mich., designed a $48 million high school that includes curved hallways and half-walls to protect students, teachers and staff.
It must be so nourishing to learn and grow in a place designed for violence
It's like singing the alphabet song in quake arena or sth
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That's right :nicholson-yes:
Protect the kids by turning your school into a CSGO map
It's been done.
Need a local mutant to protect the place
average American beef consumption will ensure there's always enough exposure to bovine growth hormones to prevent a minotaur shortage
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maybe the music program could work on luring them to their death