Rolling like a fuckin barrel
My dude has THREE ashes on his hot bar? Also Crimson Amber Medallion lul. Tell me you picked Tiny Being's Ring as your DS1 starting gift without telling me you picked Tiny Being's Ring as your DS1 starting gift
It’s impressive to me that the richest and most intriguing human plays video games. How do you have free time with being as busy as you are?
:bootlicker: lmao
Ah, I'm probably wrong. What you get when you give the benefit of the doubt to weirdos on twitter
If he’s faking it he’s doing it so well he may as well be fr bc his account is like 10/10 guy I would see licking musks boots from the pfp down haha
The distinction between doing a bit and doing a sincerity grows more blurry every day
remember like a week or so after cyberpunk came out and he started tweeting out about how someone had "gone corpo"
his 16 hour working days are 90% playing videogames (and 10% yelling at people to stop following health and safety regulations)
Look at his talisman choices guy's got a soreseal on. It's like he can't decide between playing a glass cannon or a tank so he choose neither.
Omg I can imagine exactly how his shitty build plays, like he must spend hours of his time just drawing aggro and walking backwards as he slowly plinks away at a couple of Godrick's Soldiers, and the Godrick Knights are a huge fucking wall for him everytime.
Like has he even left Limgrave, does he know how big the map is, how does he only have 5 memory slots as a fucking level 111 mage.
My man's level 111 and only has 5 memory slots. Also where are his flasks? Don't tell me they're in the pouch.
im assuming theyre bound to quick slots but judging by that incoherent loadout i'm not confident about that
I'm not someone to call people out for using "easy" builds. My first time beating Elden Ring was also with an Int build and with Mimic Tear, which gets stupid easy from the mid game on- Comet Azur is actually busted.
But I at least said "fuck it" and rocked light armor. Fashion Souls is the most important thing. Also why the fuck does he have two medium shields and two melee weapons? Is that Moonveil? From another dirty Moonveil user, it's strong enough that a full Int build could probably just use it, nevermind any spells- what the fuck is the second sword for? Talismans to raise HP, and Stamina recovery speed? Fucking Radagon's Soreseal as a mage? (I checked, it's not Marika's). That's gotta be the most conservative and boring way to play a mage, which is already a conservative and boring way to play (which, again, I've also done).
Spell choice is also bizarre, but whatever, I used the most busted ones, I can't say shit
- 30 vigor
- Radagons soreseal
- twinsage crown
- heavy load
How the fuck has he got this far he’s gonna get one shotted by every attack from Maliketh
He’s also got the fucking amber medallion lol, it’s like 5% more health while he’s taking 15% more damage
This guy implies Elon spends time with his kids instead of his ex wives and their servants taking care of them?
