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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    public urination and discretely peeing in a cup is pretty much what I put all my skill points into. im also fairly adept at taking an emergency dump in the middle of nowhere.

    why, yes, i am a well travelled gentleman, schooled in the art of the road.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        it happens. a friend of mine made it to his house but was still 50 feet from the door though he thought no one was around

        . so he yanked his pants down and crapped on the lawn in front of his own house. he cleaned himself up with his underwear and stood up to pull his shorts back on right as he realized someone had turned into his driveway to turn around. they absolutely must have seen and had front row seats for the worst part.