Just screaming into the void at this point.

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    "soul bound" tokens.

    holy shit put the video games down and go outside

  • D61 [any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Good luck getting your name/gender changed now.

    Good luck changing your name if you're trying to get away from abusive people.

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    They did it. The nerds finally did it. A fucking permanent record like what teachers used to hold over kids' heads, but fucking real this time.

    This isn't the nerd's dream, this is the apple-polishing nerd's dream.

      • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        Well social credit means assholes have to fly coach , rather than being able to flaunt that you were at the Burning Man Orgy Tent™ powered by Jira & IBM for everyone to see, forever on the Blockchain.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
          ·
          3 years ago

          I wanna go to the Burning Man orgy tent.

          Burning Man is so funny because people spend thousands of dollars on machines and equipment made in other countries to go in to the most inhospitable desert in America and practice "radical self reliance".

          • Commander_Data [she/her]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 years ago

            I was at Burning Man 20 years ago when it was still cool art hippies and weirdos and every tent was the orgy tent. Then techbros took over and started bringing in air conditioned RVs.

            • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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              3 years ago

              I have a lot of sympathy for the nice hippies who go, but I still think it's funny when they start talking about "principles" while billionaires are flying in on private planes.

              • Commander_Data [she/her]
                hexagon
                ·
                3 years ago

                Yeah, I'm not old enough to have experienced "San Francisco", but even the changes I've seen in the bay over the last 25 years are sad to me. I can only imagine how horrifying it is to the OG hippies. I do love that the anarchist bookstore in the Haight is still holding on.

  • charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    They've been saying this shit for years to be honest. They've been wanting to convert medical records, licensure, property deeds, everything into a publicly accessible thing on the blockchain and the fact that they think this is a good idea shows just how obscenely out of touch they are with reality and how these processes work.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Love to lose my entire identity permanently bc some bureaucrat contractor being paid pennies in a third world data processing center entered my name as Buttle instead of Tuttle.

      There are literally entire science fiction movies that are very specifically about why this is a horrible idea.

      • mittens [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        I always wanted to live in Brazil. The movie, not the country.

    • Ideology [she/her]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Hey guys, look, we invented digital signatures! It's a brand new thing and totally not the same as that ancient 30 year old tech some nerds might have told you about. We're businessmen now!

    • Quimby [any, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      and also... why??? there are no compelling technical arguments for doing so.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        If I might spitball my generally baseless personal theory, it's that Cryptocurrency and NFTs (Especially NFTs), due to their inherent worthlessness, can only increase in value through speculative hype. Unlike a share of stock in a corporation, which is (nominally) tied to real ass transactions and the profits of a company that exists in the real world; The only possible way your completely intangible internet money/picture of a monkey could appreciate in value is if you can convince people that it's the next big thing. Investing in cryptocurrency/nfts essentially REQUIRES you to evangelize about how great they're going to be in the future because with 0 inherent backing there's nothing to actually show value. This is why so many cryptobros act like this shit is the most revolutionary invention in human history and why they make so many absurdly outlandish claims. It's the only way they can get the line to go up

        Probably. I don't know, I'm not an economist. I could be making shit up here

      • Commander_Data [she/her]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        also fight crypto scams

        Literally all it's useful for. Basically they're doing a Rube Goldberg machine to flip a light switch. We shall create this convoluted scheme of dystopian digital horrors instead of just not seeking rent on stupid pixelart monkeys.

  • ajouter [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    vitalik looks like he's a smart guy but it's all a ruse he's actually dumb as shit

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Ethereum's cofounder says we'll soon use 'soulbound tokens' to verify things like school and employment — all stored in a 'souls' wallet

    no we won't

    an extremely slow, decentralized, publicly viewable, and energy intensive append-only database is not actually useful for fucking anything

    techbros are all fucking unhinged

  • HornyOnMain
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    and then the old grandpa turned himself into an NFT, funniest shit I've ever seen

  • Mother [any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :geordi-no: become bored ape

    :geordi-yes: return to monke

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Honestly least dystopic and invasive tech company. Even the ones that aren't actively collecting your personal data, are reconstructing your identity from publicly available data.

  • CIYe [comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    I'll just download the jpeg file and then I'm you :gigachad:

  • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    this dumb motherfucker could have just been normal and rerolled to a different class until the warlock promise land aka mists of pandaria expac

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Normally I think anprims are reactionary cringe but if this shit takes off I'm going to live in the woods and tear down rural power lines