Seriously, tired of all these so called leftists that spend all day inside NOT ONCE washing their bums WITH WATER . Do you think your butt is just going to wash itself? Like I bet the last time any of you talked about bums, it was regarding wiping. Stop grabbing tp and start throwing tp at dumbass libs that don’t wash their butts.
Take over your workplace and promote the owner to manual bidet doer.
I'm a petty bourgeoise so... I guess I already do that? We rent, so that would be a tenant improvement that would go right into the landlord's pocket. Definitely worth it though. It's on the list.