Seriously, tired of all these so called leftists that spend all day inside NOT ONCE washing their bums WITH WATER . Do you think your butt is just going to wash itself? Like I bet the last time any of you talked about bums, it was regarding wiping. Stop grabbing tp and start throwing tp at dumbass libs that don’t wash their butts.
It's not a lobby. It's just a volunteery grouping of some nice families that have been building, designing and selling bidets for centuries. And their venture capital buddies.
both bidet and shower today. feels great!
when I first got a bidet at home it was amazing, but also kind of sad because I don't like shitting at work anymore. oh well.
I'm a petty bourgeoise so... I guess I already do that? We rent, so that would be a tenant improvement that would go right into the landlord's pocket. Definitely worth it though. It's on the list.
I'm right there with you, but the move is to take a dump at home, then fake taking another one at work if you feel like you want the lil break.
Very Anglo centred point of view. I'll have you know that my ancestors from the old country of [redacted] were washing their butts in the icy cold streams since the time of Charlamange.
Diverting a tube from the sink to wash your stinky butthole is not decadence, and is in fact the essence of what it is to be human.
My diet has been poor so I’m glad I shit at home today. Had to get in the shower so I didn’t use half a roll sandpapering my anus.
the real question is whether you got up early or stayed up all night :stress:
Sorry, this was copy pasta from the "plant a tree" post earlier. I'm too online today.
But how are my patients going to know they're dying unless they see blood on the paper???
Seriously though if bidets are bourgeois show me the line for the guillotine. It was $20 at Costco, took an hour to install and two trips to the hardware store because I'm mentally defective and can't follow simple instructions, and my only regret is not doing it ten years ago.
George Carlin’s bit was that while you didn’t need a shower every s day you did need to wash the four areas: underarms, asshole, crotch and mouth. Didn’t another comedian, Red Foxx, have an album called “Wash yo’ ass”?
I agree that we don’t think at all of cleaning out that orifice that must be cleaned. You know that smell. Didn’t wipe well enough…a common problem.
So I’ve gotten into the habit of after every bowel movement using the shower to clean myself out there. A pity we don’t have the bidet. But it’s become a routine for me to adhere to being more sanitary and cleansely there. When I’m out I’ll always use clumps of wet and soapy tp to do it.
George Carlin’s bit was that while you didn’t need a shower every s day you did need to wash the four areas: underarms, asshole, crotch and mouth.
I omit mouth and add soles of feet to my shower routine. Brushing my teeth is a Different Thing.
i licked someone elses butt but they did wash their ass, am i still lib?
