Seriously, tired of all these so called leftists that spend all day inside NOT ONCE washing their bums WITH WATER . Do you think your butt is just going to wash itself? Like I bet the last time any of you talked about bums, it was regarding wiping. Stop grabbing tp and start throwing tp at dumbass libs that don’t wash their butts.
But how are my patients going to know they're dying unless they see blood on the paper???
Seriously though if bidets are bourgeois show me the line for the guillotine. It was $20 at Costco, took an hour to install and two trips to the hardware store because I'm mentally defective and can't follow simple instructions, and my only regret is not doing it ten years ago.