Time for my third ever power post.
So here's the bit: what if you all reply with short shitpo- I mean scenes featuring your faveourite users. I'll aggregate the results and then we can ridicule all your worst takes. The winner gets a free script to present to Paul Hollywood, owner of hollywood.
What if I lost my laptop and had to go on a Homeward Bound style adventure with @Dirt_Owl to find it
It could also play out like Beavis and Butt-Head Do America when their TV was stolen.