https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1b597in/so_much_to_be_proud_of_in_missouri/

America is so funny

  • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Dear Plutocratic Fascist Party for Nihilistic Institutional Sadism,

    pls let me shame you into being less cruel and more democratic, i'm sure you'll find it in your heart of hearts that this is the moral thing to do.

    Sincerely,

    a complete dingdong from the Ineffectualist Movement for Marginally Lesser Evilism

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Why would it feel like a democratic movement in either sense of the word? They explicitly hate both "democratic"s

    • itappearsthat [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      democratic is when you solemnly vote for someone to shoot your friend in the head and then quietly shake hands gratefully with someone who voted for a guy to shoot you in the head

    • MarxusMaximus [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      People saying Trump doesn't care about the election because he's gonna "overthrow democracy" anyway are fucking hilarious. The big wet boy just wants people to tell him he's a good boy, he doesn't give a fuck about ruling

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 months ago

        He wants that, yes. But he also wants anyone who calls him a Cheeto to be dragged out into the street and maimed.

        He wants his opponents to be treated like trash. He wants parts of the country that hate him to be treated like Israel treats Palestine.