shoutout to that one guy here who lost his shit about pumpkin coffee and spammed alts with cartoon names heiling hitler

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    it's because it's not manly, you see, all that fancy stuff is not real coffee

    the only way true men drink coffee is by chewing the coffee beans, get outta here with your girly stuff like cardamom, cinnamon, sugar, milk, and water

      • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I had terrible heart palpitations from eating too many chocolate covered coffee beans on time. I learned my lesson