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Shooter died of a self-inflicted wound in a classroom full of mostly alive children after the horror of what he had done began to dawn on him. When police finally went in and accidentally gunned down two teachers they decided they couldn't leave any witnesses.
That's my cursed and baseless guess.
Edit: Worse, one of the kids spooked a cop and got got. Teacher and other kids WITNESSED it, and were then promptly dealt with.
as much as I absolutely despise the cops and agree with the consensus that their response to this was an utter disaster, I don't think what you said probably happened, as multiple children inside the classroom survived and spoke with the media the next day, saying that the shooter really did shoot a bunch of kids, telling them "it's time to die." This guy was fucked up. He murdered cats and shit and posted it online. Could the kids who survived have really all been coerced into lying? Sure. But I don't think the pigs really executed everyone in the room except a couple of kids. It would have made more sense to finish the job if that were the case. I'm not putting it past cops, I just don't think it lines up with the details.
I think:
the cops showed up
rescued their own children first
corralled the shooter into a classroom
let him do whatever for an hour
parents show up
the cops waste time trying to stop parents
CBP shows up
the cops waste time stopping CBP from doing anything
CBP disobeys pig orders, goes in and kills shooter, maybe kills 1 kid in the hallway who tries to run out, and blames it on the shooter (this one wouldn't have had any witnesses except the shooter)
kill the shooter (?) who the FBI knew about in advance, as usual
Oh yeah my prediction is purely just cursed shitposting. God help us if it's even a fraction true. It's actually pretty fucked up to speculate that way but I'm coping with the whole situation with miserable gallows humor.
so did we ever get pictures of the shooter's body? :joker-laden:
shooter's body was buried at sea because, uh
you're under arrest for asking questions
Shooter died of a self-inflicted wound in a classroom full of mostly alive children after the horror of what he had done began to dawn on him. When police finally went in and accidentally gunned down two teachers they decided they couldn't leave any witnesses.
That's my cursed and baseless guess.
Edit: Worse, one of the kids spooked a cop and got got. Teacher and other kids WITNESSED it, and were then promptly dealt with.
Wow these are spicy lathes potato chips
:kitty-cri-potato:
as much as I absolutely despise the cops and agree with the consensus that their response to this was an utter disaster, I don't think what you said probably happened, as multiple children inside the classroom survived and spoke with the media the next day, saying that the shooter really did shoot a bunch of kids, telling them "it's time to die." This guy was fucked up. He murdered cats and shit and posted it online. Could the kids who survived have really all been coerced into lying? Sure. But I don't think the pigs really executed everyone in the room except a couple of kids. It would have made more sense to finish the job if that were the case. I'm not putting it past cops, I just don't think it lines up with the details.
I think:
Oh yeah my prediction is purely just cursed shitposting. God help us if it's even a fraction true. It's actually pretty fucked up to speculate that way but I'm coping with the whole situation with miserable gallows humor.