Welcome to the first televised Presidential debate!
enter Alec Baldwin and Woody Harrelson
AUDIENCE LOSES THEIR SHIT
Host: President Trump, we'll start with you, sir. ... Umm, are you on your phone?!
Trump: Yes, I'm writing a tweet! ... hashtag nothingrhymeswithorange, hashtag tuckmeinvladamir
AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN PANDEMONIUM
Biden: Maybe it would make the most sense if I just took over.
camera pans to Biden in shades holding an empty ice cream cone
AUDIENCE CACKLES UNTIL THEIR ESOPHAGUS IS SANDPAPER
Biden: I came here to kick ass and eat ice cream, and I'm all out of ice cream.
AUDIENCE WRENCHES INTO AN OUROBOROS OF AUTOFELLATIO
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What else happens?
SNL's trump skits are completely unwatchable. So many actually funny things they could've done, and they squandered all of it for the most unfunny piece of shit skits aslkdfjasdfl