Welcome to the first televised Presidential debate!

enter Alec Baldwin and Woody Harrelson

AUDIENCE LOSES THEIR SHIT

Host: President Trump, we'll start with you, sir. ... Umm, are you on your phone?!

Trump: Yes, I'm writing a tweet! ... hashtag nothingrhymeswithorange, hashtag tuckmeinvladamir

AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN PANDEMONIUM

Biden: Maybe it would make the most sense if I just took over.

camera pans to Biden in shades holding an empty ice cream cone

AUDIENCE CACKLES UNTIL THEIR ESOPHAGUS IS SANDPAPER

Biden: I came here to kick ass and eat ice cream, and I'm all out of ice cream.

AUDIENCE WRENCHES INTO AN OUROBOROS OF AUTOFELLATIO

........

What else happens?

  • lvysaur [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    SNL's trump skits are completely unwatchable. So many actually funny things they could've done, and they squandered all of it for the most unfunny piece of shit skits aslkdfjasdfl