Welcome to the first televised Presidential debate!
enter Alec Baldwin and Woody Harrelson
AUDIENCE LOSES THEIR SHIT
Host: President Trump, we'll start with you, sir. ... Umm, are you on your phone?!
Trump: Yes, I'm writing a tweet! ... hashtag nothingrhymeswithorange, hashtag tuckmeinvladamir
AUDIENCE DOUBLES OVER IN PANDEMONIUM
Biden: Maybe it would make the most sense if I just took over.
camera pans to Biden in shades holding an empty ice cream cone
AUDIENCE CACKLES UNTIL THEIR ESOPHAGUS IS SANDPAPER
Biden: I came here to kick ass and eat ice cream, and I'm all out of ice cream.
AUDIENCE WRENCHES INTO AN OUROBOROS OF AUTOFELLATIO
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What else happens?
I'm number 1 in the polls. They love me in the polls.
"Yeah, stripper poles."
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Larry David shows up
Bernie: Hi, are you the valet?
Trump: Oh, Crazy Bernie.
Biden: He looks L-l-l-l-lost.
Trump: Quite the stutter. Even if you beat me at that cog...native...cog... that test!
Bernie: Have you gentlemen seen my marbles, I seem to have lost them.
only slightly relevant but I want to make sure everyone has read THIS. it's what a group of actual monkeys typed on a keyboard
SNL's trump skits are completely unwatchable. So many actually funny things they could've done, and they squandered all of it for the most unfunny piece of shit skits aslkdfjasdfl
Aidy Bryant playing Tara Reade. Dress gets caught on the door and ripped off, KGB outfit underneath. I can't go any further without alcohol.
yes, because anyone can write a better political comedy sketch than SNL
whats that fucking left wing psuedo tv thing? like means tv or whatever? could we just like petition them to make a left version of snl thats actually funny?
Political comedy is bad because they try to satarize things that are already totally rediculous at face value.
There is not a single Trump impersonation out there that's as rediculous or as funny as the real thing. It's much funnier to focus on the Trump supporters when you make satirical remarks.
