Biden is in the Presidential Toilet adjoining the Oval Office. He screams out "Who used up all the toilet paper!" Then he realizes nobody can hear him so he picks up the phone next to the toilet and he yells into it...
"Who used up all the toilet paper!"
"Are both rolls empty, sir?"
"There are two rolls?"
"Yes. Always."
"But... Okay. But fill the second one - it's not presidential." And he hangs up in a confused, senile huff.
Meanwhile back in the office...
"How does he use up a single roll every single morning. What is he doing in there?"
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Biden is in the Presidential Toilet adjoining the Oval Office. He screams out "Who used up all the toilet paper!" Then he realizes nobody can hear him so he picks up the phone next to the toilet and he yells into it...
"Who used up all the toilet paper!"
"Are both rolls empty, sir?"
"There are two rolls?"
"Yes. Always."
"But... Okay. But fill the second one - it's not presidential." And he hangs up in a confused, senile huff.
Meanwhile back in the office...
"How does he use up a single roll every single morning. What is he doing in there?"
"One, I do not know. Two, I do not want to know."
Biden peepeepoopoo