• Soap_Owl [any]
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    2 years ago

    I briefly dated a woman I would write and text her erotic twilight fan fiction randomly.

    It didn't last. She was in fact way cooler than me

      • Soap_Owl [any]
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        2 years ago

        It never would have worked out. She was team edward, and I was team get smeared into a paste across the abs of two magic boys.

        You know how they would give you a frozen otter pop to cool off after you got to hot. Kinda like that. Just actualizing thr dialectic to find sticky synthesis