Big strong predator that sucks at hunting so much that they need to lure the deer to stand directly in front of their gun.

At that point you're not even a hunter, you're a slob that might as well be ordering from a menu. Pathetic.

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    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      9 months ago

      You're allowed a spear, but it has to be a spear you made yourself. Deer have had four hundred thousand years to invent spears, they're just being lazy asses growing them out of their heads instead.

      • ElGosso [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Just wait until the deer start innovating and build their own Browning machine guns

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          9 months ago

          It's just a matter of time. Co-evolving defenses against predation and all that.

      • Quimps
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        9 months ago

        What's your take on whaling with a knife while singing a 58 verse long song about how much you like killing ala the pilot whale hunters on the Faroe islands?

        (I'm very opposed in case anyone is wondering)

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        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          9 months ago

          With modern guns and optics you have to put in effort to not hit the target.

          • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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            9 months ago

            There are literally guns that have an auto-aim system called TrackingPoint (least creative name ever) and will help you line up your shot and tell you when to pull the trigger. It literally will not let you miss. At that point, what's the point?

        • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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          9 months ago

          One that costs hundreds if not thousands of dollars to buy, complete with a Name Brand (tm) computer designed and printed camouflage over everything and a matching Brand sticker for their emotional support truck

          At least hunters in the past used whatever cheap surplus they had or even just a bow

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      9 months ago

      I'm willing to make an exception for a flint-knapped biface tool (as long as you make it yourself, obviously)

    • D61 [any]
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      9 months ago

      You've gotta chase that deer for 10 miles until it drops dead of a heart attack or run it off of a cliff!