If first contact happens in my lifetime, I hope it's with the Chinese. Americans would be so buttmad if the commies talked to the aliens before they did lol.
You know how Plan 9 From Outer Space had that line "You people of Earth and your stupid minds! STUPID!!!"? The alien was saying that because he was demonstrating his spaceship's futuristic fuel source to some Earthlings, and the American in the group immediately asks if they could build a bomb with it.
If first contact happens in my lifetime, I hope it's with the Chinese. Americans would be so buttmad if the commies talked to the aliens before they did lol.
The aliens would be commies anyway lol
The psychic damage to liberalism and fascism around the world would be the sweetest thing ever experienced
:posad:
Right wing then brands them as demons, manages to take out a single shuttle pod with an army of chuds, the aliens leave
hands off the lathe.
I'm just saying there's a reason the federation waits a bit and scouts things out before first contact
inb4 its already happened thats why US made spaceforce and china is just talking to them cause posadas was right
This is the funniest timeline so I know it's right.
i hope to fuck we lathed it
The US tries to do imperialism on the aliens, get instantly vaporized.
You know how Plan 9 From Outer Space had that line "You people of Earth and your stupid minds! STUPID!!!"? The alien was saying that because he was demonstrating his spaceship's futuristic fuel source to some Earthlings, and the American in the group immediately asks if they could build a bomb with it.