• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    Tomorrow afternoon out of nowhere Trump appears in DC. He snuck in. And there's a large convoy of semis.

    "Who wants to listen to rotten brain lyin' Joe Biden? Nobody. Nobody! I said 'I wanna go to Washington and be there to give Trump's State of the Union 'cause Biden's State of the Union is gonna be bad. Very bad. 'Cause Biden doesn't got it any more." He points to his temple and make's a you know I'm right and he's very dumb face. "And this trucker - big guy, very big guy - musta been 6' 7" 'cause I'm tall too - He was big! Muscles everywhere. Big! He says 'Mr. President - sir - we are with you. We're gonna drive you. We love you so much.' And they do. It's true. It's true..."