InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoSerious question - what if we created apartments like Dante's circles of hell but worse because there are more levels.imagemessage-square72 fedilinkarrow-up174file-text
arrow-up174imageSerious question - what if we created apartments like Dante's circles of hell but worse because there are more levels.InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square72 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear44·2 years ago"Poor people don't deserve natural light" link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear24·2 years agoElon Musk III appears and says "We will make natural light affordable for everyone!" Later on his lawyers have to clean things up. Everybody knows NQR natural light is already expensive. NQR meaning Not Quite Real of course. link
minus-squareD61 [any]hexbear3·2 years ago Elon Musk III appears and says “We will make natural light affordable for everyone!” Somehow it will still be shipped in tubes. link
minus-squaresooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]hexbear15·2 years agobroke: "walking on the sun" bespoke: never see the sun link
minus-squareD61 [any]hexbear6·2 years ago:theiss-explanation: "Do you photosynthesise? I said, DO YOU PHOTOSYNTHESISE MUTHER F*CKER?!?" "SUNLIGHT IS FOR THE PLANTS, GET YO' ASS BACK INTO THE PIT!" link
"Poor people don't deserve natural light"
Elon Musk III appears and says "We will make natural light affordable for everyone!"
Later on his lawyers have to clean things up. Everybody knows NQR natural light is already expensive. NQR meaning Not Quite Real of course.
Somehow it will still be shipped in tubes.
Via little submarines.
... too big to fit in the tubes.
:peltier-laugh:
broke: "walking on the sun"
bespoke: never see the sun
:theiss-explanation:
"Do you photosynthesise? I said, DO YOU PHOTOSYNTHESISE MUTHER F*CKER?!?"
"SUNLIGHT IS FOR THE PLANTS, GET YO' ASS BACK INTO THE PIT!"