I don't want to be a party pooper here, but please only do this if their house is behind a mountain range or other natural obstacle against invading fascists.
"Hi, yes. I'm calling because I'm concerned. Your son was seen passing out Kalashnikovs to my weekly maid service.... Well, of course I respect the 2nd Amendment.... Alright, but I really don't want to get into the LTV right now.... No, I don't have a Winter Pala- I mean ski lodge... Well, that's very sweet that you want to throw me a party in February, but I think I've got to go now."
They lock their doors, huh? Afraid you're going to bust in and start industrializing their house?
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I don't want to be a party pooper here, but please only do this if their house is behind a mountain range or other natural obstacle against invading fascists.
"Hi, yes. I'm calling because I'm concerned. Your son was seen passing out Kalashnikovs to my weekly maid service.... Well, of course I respect the 2nd Amendment.... Alright, but I really don't want to get into the LTV right now.... No, I don't have a Winter Pala- I mean ski lodge... Well, that's very sweet that you want to throw me a party in February, but I think I've got to go now."
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