Touch some grass dude, humans flirting with each other in public has been happening literally forever. “Oh let’s give control one of the most basic core human activities over entirely to a handful of dating app corporations” my man, go outside

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This pissed me off recently looking for a GOOD office chair. The only actual high quality one I could find that didn't look like it would fucking break inside 1-2 years was £500+ like wtf. I just want a spinny chair that isn't made of plastic and looks like a comfy sofa you'll sink into.

    This was the absolute best thing I could find , it's not the right aesthetic but at least it really looks like it'll last forever... But maaaaan it needs to be more like 300. All the products that will actually last are priced outside average people's range.

    EDIT: Lmao look at this thing. "Boss Chair"

    • HodgePodge [love/loves]
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      2 years ago

      Herman Millers are very comfy and you can typically get them for cheap / free if you find a failed start up cleaning out their office

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        :very-smart: im taking notes give me more advice i cant stop sitting like a queer and breaking my spine

        • HodgePodge [love/loves]
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          2 years ago

          Mesh backed chairs look stupid but the amount of levers and weird shit on a good one lets you sit like richard fucking simmons reclining on a sybian without any long term problems

          • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Richard Simmons reclining on a sybian

            I have no idea how to picture this but it's fun trying to figure it out

            • HodgePodge [love/loves]
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              2 years ago

              Look up sybians, now imagine richard simmons being incredibly flexible on one in a powerfully neon leotard

              • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                I thought it was Gene Simmons and I got confused about the guy from Kiss riding a sybian.

                Richard Simmons makes a lot more sense

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      This is why I have a “gaming chair” :deeper-sadness: Its ugly but it’s very comfortable and cost 1/3rd what a decent office chair would’ve cost