Holy shit, this is the best fucking thing ever lol

Write me a Seinfeld script.

JERRY: What's the deal with this Karl Marx guy?

ELAINE: I don't know, Jerry. What's the deal with you?

JERRY: There's something about him...

KRAMER: Oh, he's brilliant, Jerry. A genius.

JERRY: But what does he do?

KRAMER: He wrote a book.

JERRY: To do what?

KRAMER: I don't know.

JERRY: But what's the point?

KRAMER: I don't know that either, Jerry.

JERRY: Well, what do you guys know about him?

KRAMER: Not much.

ELAINE: I think he was a communist or something.

JERRY: Ah, a communist. So he wants to take my money and give it to the government.

KRAMER: No, no, no. He doesn't believe in the government taking your money, Jerry. He believes in the government giving your money to the people.

JERRY: The people?

KRAMER: Yeah, the people.

JERRY: Who are the people?

KRAMER: I don't know, Jerry.

ELAINE: Maybe it's the poor people.

KRAMER: Possibly.

JERRY: Possibly the poor people? What about the not-poor people? Don't they get a piece of the pie?

KRAMER: Well, I'm sure he has something in mind for them, too, Jerry.

JERRY: You're sure?

KRAMER: Ah, I don't know.