I don't know, but I was having a pretty cool dream last night until I was woken up by my girlfriend's alarm at 5 which she snoozed multiple times and snored through until around 6 while I laid there awake and seething.

Still bitter about it.

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She's great though, but she's not the early riser she thinks she is and, as a light sleeper, I wish we could just accept that. Haha

Easily the one where I stabbed a twink version of myself immediately after kissing him deeply.

This grey matter is not working right.

I killed myself Infront of a crowd made of me , then I proceeded to eat my heart after which I celebrated the death by saying they are lucky, they are free ( I was in the crowd)