Do you really think that you'll be able to eat if Trump becomes president? It's your duty to save the Soul of the Nation to give at least half of your money directly to Biden, otherwise that's a vote for Trump. Food, shelter, healthcare, none of that matters. All that matters is voting not for Trump.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    8 months ago

    forgot to carry the 2

    actually only donating about 50.7% of my income directly to the Biden campaign

    Trump loses the popular vote by 4,000,000 votes and wins anyway

    NOOOOO

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      How does it feel to know that you single handedly destroyed not only America, but Democracy all over the world? More proof that public education has failed the universe. If you went to a private charter school you'd have done this math properly

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
        ·
        8 months ago

        How does it feel to know that you single handedly destroyed not only America, but Democracy all over the world?

        As any good liberal, I'll feel so bad about it that I'll write a half assed mea culpla as a guest column in the New York Times, then go to my vacation home for a few days where I'll look out towards the water solemnly from my porch

  • Infamousblt [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    8 months ago

    I actually took out a loan using my bike as collateral to donate to the Biden campaign so when he loses anyway it's not my fault

  • porcupine@lemmygrad.ml
    ·
    8 months ago

    I'm already giving half my income to Biden. My landlord has been kind enough to offer to bring it to him every month.

    • Kaplya
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      This is not a joke by the way. That rent payment (half of your salary) eventually ends up somewhere in the hands of the top 0.1%, which part of which goes to the campaign contribution funds of the politicians they support.

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      That's actually two votes for Trump, and an arrest warrant for you on charges of aggravated voter fraud