The platonic ideal of this would actually be pretty funny but it's pretty :what-the-hell: like this

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Weirdest shit I've heard, but if I were a short colombian dude I'd accept free housing with all that shit. Pretty sure he just read that kid's book "freak the mighty" or something and always wanted to live it out. I'd go beat up some bullies with him for free rent. Definitely not as a girl though, that's scary as fuck.

This would be way less creepy if it weren’t all-expenses-paid.

My favorite room ad was one I found in the wild where he mentions in the info section that he frequently beats it to porn in the living room and will leave cum rags laying around, and does it enough he feels the need to broach the subject before hand.

I hate this

Shorty and The Tall Man, coming soon to ABC.

Well alrighty then

:ukkk:

I want to re-enact the classic movie Twins

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