A SATIRICAL POST.

THAT IS MERELY.

OBSERVING RECENT TRENDS.

    • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Theyre actualy Reptilianz and ther souls resid in the belly of Mammmon an dis extremely offensive to soulles automata gawsh how could you be so rude. 😡

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    idk why featured, guess my satirical observation of recent trends must be really resonating with others :thinking-about-it:

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I wouldn't threaten politicians as that would be uncivil and against the norms of liberal democracy.

    In fact, I am so appalled by the idea of threatening our elected representatives, who volunteer to do important work for all of us, that I think something must be done to keep them safe. I suggest a tax credit for the purchase of risk assessment services for elected representatives who operates a successful business for over five years in a disadvantaged neighborhood.

  • FBI [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    :fedposting: non-violence is so cheugy amirite my fellow zillenials? smash that uplike button no cap fr fr

    • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Cheugy (/ˈtʃuːɡi/ CHOOG-ee) is an American neologism coined in 2013 (allegedly by zoomers) as a pejorative description of lifestyle trends associated with the early 2010s and millennials.

      Emphasis on the allegedly, I've never heard this word before.

      But anyway, while inciting violence is something Feds do, at some point it becomes necessary.

      • FBI [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        oh yes very necessary! let us plan together in the comments of this site

        do you own an assault rifle with a 60 round magazine and a bump stock yet? every good communist does and i would be happy to sell one of my extra machine guns for a below market price

        • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          There's a big difference between vague statements about wishing it could happen and actually planning to do it. No shit that kind of stuff shouldn't be planned on a public forum.

        • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          So was 1917 not necessary or what?

          I'm not directly advocating we do something right here right now, but communism requires revolution doesn't it?

          Or have I reached the stage where I'm gonna start unironically calling everyone on this site :LIB:s?

          • panopticon [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            1917 took some planning but regardless "cheugy" probably came out of some D.C. thinktank

  • Joseph_Jostalin [any]
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    2 years ago

    Threatening violence against politicians doesn't hold them accountable in anyway, though it can be funny. Doing violence on the other hand...

  • shiteyes2 [any]
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    2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    AK-47 with a shoulder brace
    first I poke your girl then hit her with that poker face
    so many cars in my garage ain't no walkin' space
    bitch I'm so high it feel like I can walk in space
    just ordered me a car that got a bed in it
    when I get it I'mma fuck n' get head in it
    ask me do I get it you can see it can't you
    when your girl leave me I bet her knees ashy
    I bet her throat scratchy, I bet she call a taxi
    you know I kill the pussy, toe tag it
    and I'm always on time but my roof absent
    2 chainz charm bigger than a volkswagen