You know why we only hold power and never use it? Because using power makes enemies! When you do something, there's always going to be somebody who doesn't like it. And we don't like what you did! Now we're mad! Backlash time, baby! Finally enough people are going to be angry enough to vote and oh baby it's coming for you. And what are you gonna do about it? Make it impossible to vote? Lol. Stack all of us into one district? Lol. Infiltrate the bureaucracy with ideologues and administratively coup the government if you lose anyway? Lol. We're going to vote in numbers too big to steal. I've already filled out my mail-in ballot. You fucked up.
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It's like the navy seal rant, :LIB: edition.
I think we've got a good copypasta right here.
I am torn between thinking this is a hilarious pasta, and wanting to find the person and bully them into a coma
It's not real; I wrote it.
I mean I probably still deserve bullying
I feel that I have been bamboozled
The :LIB: singularity, when you literally can't tell what's satire and what's sincere.
If anyone has any accounts on other sites I'd like to see how this plays
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