• Fartbutt420 [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    featuring the clearest turquoise waters with Crystal Lagoons® technology

    yanks love talking about their secret proprietary technology in their advertising copy but this is the first time I've seen it mentioned about a fucking suburb.

        • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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          2 years ago

          I know exactly what you are talking about. I have had to retrieve a few balls from those unholy ponds.

        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          The fake water goes well with the fake hair, fake noses, fake teeth, fake chins, fake boobs, fake muscles and fake butts Americans love

      • D61 [any]
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        2 years ago

        Tap water but the bottom of the waterways is painted.