Mine is only barely plausible, but hear me out.
:hillary: finally gets Her Turn :hillgasm:
But that's the final term of the United States as we know it because of ongoing secession and collapse. :hillary-contempt:
Mine is only barely plausible, but hear me out.
:hillary: finally gets Her Turn :hillgasm:
But that's the final term of the United States as we know it because of ongoing secession and collapse. :hillary-contempt:
The Texas Union secedes again, realizes they have no real economy of their own, attempts to fight Mexico like old times and gets spanked by the Zapatistas.
The Texans sulk and seethe, demand handouts from the liberal states... then receive them under pretenses of moral high ground, under far more generous and unconditional terms than any IMF-attached country. :maybe-later-kiddo:
Reconstruction funds dwarf the marshall plan and Texas becomes the only state with universal healthcare
Day one all the water from upstream is cut and a week later Texas capitulates
:cmnd-marcos-pog:
:inshallah: