I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    2 years ago

    The QR code confirmation of each airline ticket should be designed by a special artist. Then you'll make $280 when someone wants to buy that QR code for that seat on that flight. Scanning it will reveal all of your customer records because that's what it refers to. Simple as.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        2 years ago

        Because artists love rigid design constraints, like making something that needs to be instantly readable by any sensor designed to read one particular thing.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            2 years ago

            Soon that QR code will be an NFT

            That has to be what he's proposing, the design of the QR code box itself. It'd still be there for its functionality though so scanning the code on the ticket would bring up your customer information rather than the code linking you to an art piece. Lufthansa isn't going to print you a ticket with a code that arbitrarily links to a monkey jpg worth $280.

      • FirstToServe [they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Because he has to come up with some reason that someone years later would want to buy an old receipt