I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
the art market has transformed art into speculative financial instruments
NFTs provide a mechanism to convert any bit of scribbling or generative representation (QR codes, randomized ape avatars, etc) into speculative financial instruments
so ... now any bit of unique representation like a QR code can be consumed by the NFT market as a new virtual exploited resource, so it's like a gold rush on grifting unique representations
so I'm now announcing my new NFT-backed art project - Nominal Feces Transcripts
I'll be minting a new NFT every time I take a shit. It'll be a digital photo of my shit with some artful filters applied with randomized color schemes.
It's important that you're able to gamble on everything. I'm not rich because I'm timid. I'm not a coward. If I'm in a grocery I'll gambling at every chance because that's how you win big. I'll challenge other shoppers to buy me a rotisserie chicken and they can punch me in the stomach as hard as they want. I'm gambling with my LIFE and you're sitting at home wanting safe returns. I'll try to run past the security guard with arms full of food knowing it could spill at any time because while you're being safe and paying for the privilege to bag it I've got my eyes on the door.
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Don't try to make NFT bros seem cool. They'll never be cool enough to shoplift.
This is unironically a better art implementation for NFTs than 99% of other NFTs.