Don't forget to transfer a significant portion of your personal wealth to someone much richer than you

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

  • HamidAbbasi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Jokes on you, I worked really hard, did my best, kept my eyes on the goal and had rich parents so I own your apartment building and am waiting for my transfer in kthx, need to txt the coke dealer

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I live in social housing so my landlord is not some leeching creep but a sprawling succdem bureaucracy that is formally democratic but in reality totally run by bureaucrats.

  • duderium [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the month

    Get up, get up, so cash your checks and get up...

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I hate that they send a thank you email for my automatic payment. Don't thank me, I didn't have a choice

  • bayezid [any]
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    2 years ago

    Those ladies on only fans deserve every penny.

  • blairbnb [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Unlike you losers I'm a homeowner so I get to give a significant portion of my wealth to the bank instead. They said the amount I owe them goes up every month as well because reasons which is cool I guess.

    Also its really awesome cos your house that you need for shelter and stuff is now tied into the global capital markets, and if interest rates go up because of things wildly out of your control you get totally fucked.